Should you play Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2? Take this quiz to find out!

Are you a knight in shining armor or someone who just wants to roll around in the mud? Is your idea of a good time taking down bandits or collecting herbs for your soup? Whatever the case may be, this quiz will reveal whether you should embark on a journey through medieval chaos and questionable tavern behavior in Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2.

1. What’s your ideal Saturday afternoon like?

a) I’m leading a small army to liberate a village from invaders. Horseback riding is involved.

b) I’m in the middle of a heated debate over medieval ethics while sipping a cup of herbal tea in my garden.

c) I’m strolling through a market, picking fights with no one in particular and seeing who challenges me.

d) I’m making my own medieval pancake recipe while I’m drunk off one too many goblets of wine.

2. You walk into a medieval tavern. What’s your plan?

a) I’ll swagger in, throw down a gold coin, and challenge the biggest guy to an arm-wrestling contest.

b) I’ll sit quietly in the corner, reading a scroll about the philosophy of ancient knights while politely sipping mead.

c) I’ll make an entrance and then immediately get into a brawl over the last piece of bread.

d) I’ll request a drink, but then pass out on the table for the rest of the night. It’s a strategic nap.

3. When it comes to medieval combat, how do you feel?

a) I’m all about the glory of battle. Sword in hand, charging into war, I’m a warrior born.

b) I’d prefer a nice chat to resolve things, but if it must come to swordplay, I’m reluctantly down.

c) I don’t mind a duel as long as there’s no actual bloodshed involved. Maybe a slap fight?

d) My weapon of choice is a goblet of wine, and I’m only using it for dramatic effect in tavern brawls.

4. Your ideal method of travel in the medieval world is:

a) A warhorse! It’s fast, it’s fierce, and I can definitely win any race or joust.

b) A comfortable cart pulled by a donkey, as I read ancient scrolls in peace, avoiding all combat.

c) I prefer to walk. There’s something about getting lost in forests while looking for random treasures that feels right.

d) A horse… but only if it’s drunk. A slightly tipsy horse is my best companion.

5. You’re about to go on an adventure. What’s your first stop?

a) The local blacksmith, to pick up a sword that’s way too big for me. I’ll figure out how to use it later.

b) A quiet forest glade where I can sit and meditate about life and the meaning of medieval justice.

c) The local tavern, to start a fight over an unfairly priced loaf of bread.

d) A random village where I can knock on doors to find unnecessary side quests and make questionable choices.

6. How do you feel about dragons?

a) Dragons? I’ve killed five before breakfast, and I’m still looking for more.

b) They seem like lovely creatures. Maybe we could have a nice chat about the intricacies of fire-breathing.

c) I’d rather stay away from them, honestly. Too much fire, too much chaos, not enough good bread.

d) Can I challenge one to a drinking contest instead of fighting it? If not, I’ll pass.

7. What’s your relationship with alcohol in the medieval world?

a) I’m all in. Bring me a barrel of ale, and I’ll challenge everyone to a drinking contest!

b) I prefer the occasional sip of wine while talking philosophy. A casual drink after a day of serene horseback riding.

c) Only if I can steal a drink from someone else’s cup and cause some mischief.

d) I drink for effect, mostly for dramatic pauses, before launching into an impromptu ballad about my legendary quest.

8. How do you deal with conflict in the medieval world?

a) Full-on sword fight. I’ll go for the throat, and you’ll be begging for mercy… or at least I’ll be hoping for it.

b) Let’s sit down, break some bread, and talk about how we can resolve this like rational, noble people.

c) I prefer the old classic: challenge someone to a “who can run the fastest” race. Whoever wins gets the rights to the village square.

d) I get drunk, start singing about my childhood, and hope that the situation resolves itself.

9. If you could pick a medieval weapon, you’d go for:

a) A huge two-handed sword. The bigger the weapon, the better. It’ll make me feel like a true knight of glory.

b) A dagger. Just for the occasional quiet thrust, you know? Minimal drama.

c) A spade or a rake. I’m not into fighting; I just want to plant some crops.

d) A flagon of wine. I’ve got no need for swords when I’ve mastered the art of drunken diplomacy.

10. Finally, would you ever consider starting a rebellion?

a) Only if I can lead it with a flaming sword, riding on the back of a majestic steed.

b) I’d rather peacefully discuss matters over tea and bring about change through persuasion.

c) If I get paid in gold and cheese, I’ll surely lead a rebellion.

d) I’ll lead a rebellion with nothing but a drunken song and a terrible idea involving chickens.

Results:

Mostly A's – You’re a brave (or unpredictable) warrior, ready for Kingdom Come!

You’re ready to step into the world of Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 like a true medieval warrior! Glory, battle, and blood are your bread and butter. Whether you’re hacking down enemies or leading a revolt, you’ll feel right at home in this chaotic world of swords, horses, and questionable tavern decisions. Go ahead, grab that sword, and conquer medieval lands—just don’t forget the ale. 

Mostly B's – You’re a peaceful strategist who wants to keep the sword in the scabbard

You’d rather talk things through, sip tea, and avoid the violence of medieval life. Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 has a lot of storytelling and strategic elements, so it’s up to you whether you want to fight or not. Just be ready for some brawls, but remember, diplomacy is always an option… or at least, you can try to be diplomatic. 

Mostly C's – You’re an adventurer who just wants a good time

You’re the kind of person who loves to wander the world, get into ridiculous situations, and maybe even start a brawl over bread. Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 has plenty of exploration, side quests, and unexpected challenges for you to discover. While you might not be the greatest fighter, there’s more than enough chaos to keep you entertained! 

Mostly D's – Maybe medieval combat isn’t your thing, but that’s okay

You’d rather stay out of the sword-fighting, tavern-brawling world of Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2, and that’s perfectly fine! You prefer to be in charge of a poultry-related rebellion or just enjoy a more relaxed virtual life. Maybe try something a little less intense—like a village simulator where the hardest decision is whether to plant cabbages or carrots. 

Ready to dive into a medieval world full of adventures, brawls, and questionable decisions?

Get Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 today and embrace your destiny as a warrior, strategist, or... a really bad tavern singer.