You play as Winston Gay, a man whose house was taken away by the corrupt government after being called out for wanking too loud by his neighbours. Now, Winston is on a mission to make everyone in the town pay a price for taking away his home.
Wanking Simulator is a mix of destruction & wanking - you are thrown into a town called Gay Bay consisting of a church (God bless), a number of houses and a few other places, such as high school, a garage, etc.
The main goal is to destroy as many things as possible, complete story & side missions and collect points by wanking to the chaos we caused.
You are free to go wherever you want and destroy anything you want.
Our protagonist is given unlockable superpowers, such as spells, magic cumshots etc.
The game contains elements that mimic sexual behaviour, i.e. masturbation. No visible genitalia.
- Explore a nice neighbourhood full of things ready to be sent flying into space
- Destroy things, throw people around, blow up cars (fun), or be a civilized man whose goal is to quietly wank (boring)
- Unlockable abilities, such as an explosion spell, or spawning an aggressive Pony which will help you fight bad human beings
- Drive your uncle's car, complete deliveries & race missions, or chase the clouds with a hot air balloon
- Sandbox Mode - customize everything as you wish, gravity, the power of your mighty kick, etc.
- Arena Mode - fight off as many waves of enemies as you can
- Parkour Mode - jump around, avoid bullets and kick bad guys
- Wankhan DLC - visit Wankhan and recapture the disease cure from bad humans
- Challenges Mode - complete difficult missions on time, each one is different
- Customize your character - change the colour of the skin, clothing, etc.
- Achievements & Global Leaderboard - upload your high scores and compete with other wankers
- 5 days cycle - each day there are different events happening in Gay Bay
- Try to cause as much property damage as you can and upload your total score to the Leaderboard