A long time ago in a board far,far away.... (Further than your grandma's house) Ancient lords of the races found a sacred board, and they were given dice created by Greater Power. Three for the Elves, seven for the Dwarves, nine for the Humans.... and ONE DIE that rules them all. DICETINY!
Save Middle Board from a very very evil and serious sage named Dead Serious and his followers in this Card-boiled RPG Under the Influence. Before you know it, you will be laughing at humors and parodies sandwiched between Fantasy and Popular Culture!